i jsut love this scene
when you come up with new otp headcanons
everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay
why hate on trans boys when you can hate on cis boys
why hate on anyone when you can grow up and spread some positivity instead
Why hate people when you can hate humidity
Why stop at humidity when you can hate mosquitoes?
i fuckin hate mosquitoes
that’s the spirit
That look of terror when someone tells the waiter that it’s your birthday
Maybe if he sits there with his mouth open long enough, he thinks I’ll feed him. Wrong! Silly cat, human food is for humans.